Oh, Thanksgiving Conversations...

When the homeless turn it down, you know it's bad. 'I don't wanna' sleep on that crap!'
-- JG

Spoken Like a True 4-yr-old

I'm glad you're not allergic to Gatorade... or peanut butter... or games.
--MRS

Just Another One Of Those University Expenses

Suitemate L: I feel like there is a giant plant somewhere that Dr. X has to feed pure money. And I feel like it needs a name.
Suitemate M: I think Virgil.
Suitemate L: All that money goes straight to Virgil.