Annaaa... come to us illegally - no one will care. I do it all the time!
--Guy
Monday, December 7, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Ironic That Their Initals Are "Morning"
This kick ass cup of coffee tastes more like ass and less like kick.
--A.M.
--A.M.
What Studying For Finals Sounds Like:
M: ...he got shot like Cheney...
L: Cheney didn't get shot, he SHOT someone!
A: This story is just full of holes.
[notice that their initials ironically spell a popular citation format]
L: Cheney didn't get shot, he SHOT someone!
A: This story is just full of holes.
[notice that their initials ironically spell a popular citation format]
A Good Story Needs To Set
M: A few minutes later, the plot thickens...
A: It takes a few minutes. It's like pudding.
A: It takes a few minutes. It's like pudding.
Friday, December 4, 2009
The Children's Book They Didn't Publish
If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll ask you for some milk.
If you give a dog chocolate, he'll probably die.
-- L.P.
If you give a dog chocolate, he'll probably die.
-- L.P.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
To My Suitemate Whose Lap Was Full Of Children's Books
"What are you studying for... Christmas?"
-- C.S.
-- C.S.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Facebook Status 12.02.09
A: "Friends don't let friends use Excel for statistics."
B: I am using Excel right now! What are the odds, statistically speaking!
B: I am using Excel right now! What are the odds, statistically speaking!
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