-- suitemate A.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
She Was Just Kidding, Of Course
"I can't wait to become an alcoholic. One month from yesterday!"
-- my suitmate M.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Droppin' Big Bucks
"You can't just shout out, 'Did anybody lose 20 bucks?'
[Because someone will say,] 'Yeah! What does it look like?'"
-- A professor (critiquing a student's essay about the moral responsibility when you find money on the ground)
PETA Would Have A Heydey With That Juice
student 1: There's riboflavin in here...
student 2: Did you say "rhino flavor"?
student 3: Mmm... tastes like real rhinos!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Effects
"::BURP:: oh man... 2nd side effect of Red Bull. No... actually 3rd, after delusion and peeing."
-- my sister H.
-- my sister H.
Review Meetings Must Be Terrifying
guy 1: Where's Amanda?
guy 2: She had to work...
guy 1: Doesn't she work at Giant Eagle?
guy 2: Yeah... She must serve the giant eagle.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
How Many "Survivor" Seasons Are There??
It's like 'Land Before Time:' the first three were great and the rest of them suck.
-- One of my suitemates
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