A Plea to Stop the Rain

God, please be happy - Osama Bin Laden is dead! --SM

Oh, Thanksgiving Conversations...

When the homeless turn it down, you know it's bad. 'I don't wanna' sleep on that crap!'
-- JG

Spoken Like a True 4-yr-old

I'm glad you're not allergic to Gatorade... or peanut butter... or games.
--MRS

Just Another One Of Those University Expenses

Suitemate L: I feel like there is a giant plant somewhere that Dr. X has to feed pure money. And I feel like it needs a name.
Suitemate M: I think Virgil.
Suitemate L: All that money goes straight to Virgil.

From Across The Street

Annaaa... come to us illegally - no one will care. I do it all the time!
--Guy

Ironic That Their Initals Are "Morning"

This kick ass cup of coffee tastes more like ass and less like kick.
--A.M.

What Studying For Finals Sounds Like:

M: ...he got shot like Cheney...
L: Cheney didn't get shot, he SHOT someone!
A: This story is just full of holes.

[notice that their initials ironically spell a popular citation format]